Bruh you really got the expectations thing down. It's predictable as hell but well executed
1:56 second last point : He saw me
Holy fuck even the 3 frame list is brilliant.
I just saw the sickest thing ever and questioned humanity and now my stomach is turnt so much
Wow there is genuinely good advice in this??
I really like how you show a small sentence And then show shit ton of info on it for few sec that everyone pauses and reads. Love your vids man. Keep it up👍
Your mum is Australian?
so is he
2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
anyone wanna hear the story of how i found myself a big tiddy goth gf to step on me?
I talked to a hotel lady with blond hair and a green baha hoodie for 8 hours while she was working front desk. Wasnt a date just a way to pass time.
"i dont have a clue whats going on" yes, yes thats all
suppa smash bruddas melee babbbyyy
annihilator is literally a mix between Obj 140, Tankenstein, Helsing, and the Kranvagn. it should have some AP and APCR buff and be put in tier 9 or at least 8
me: "pantoufleee's intros cant possibly get better" pantoufleee: "are you sure about that?"
Drunk lego!!! That's sooo awesome :D
I like how at 2:40 you can tell he's trying not to laugh
2:45 I love how proud he sounds after he said that
Do this dude is Australian
Bad advice, doesn't work.
I skip the first and go to the second
*It’s ahead of its time*
Hello Mr. Explained, Over quarantine I’ve been texting with a girl in my class. We hit it off pretty well before COVID started but the majority of our “relationship” has been texting rather than in-person. How do I transition this into a real relationship once school starts without it being really awkward? Thank you, Ryan Leadbitter
Just text in person duh
Say you might be married before 22. Me who havent gone on a date though i am 22.
4:00 thats way too true
"Nowadays it seems like everyone is having sex before holding hands" - WOW. So true!
I'm still smiling about the joke flopping. My jokes always flop!
It’s the “Don’t finish with hallelujah finish with a condom” for me
Bold of you to assume i have that much human interaction
Holy khrisna, man's not hot is over 2 years old?
Nothing better than getting rejected mid first date.
The thumbnail is what got me
why did it take me so long to realize this wasn't Sam o' Nella
I just realised that first dates are always supposed to be on the guys! Why is no one talking about this? Your move gender equality fighters
The soft serve joke tho
*Awkward silence* Me: I need to get off this planet.
Some advice to add to this video: He states in the video that it's a good idea to organise some kind of fun activity to do together. This is really true, especially on a first date with someone you maybe haven't already broken the ice with. Going and doing some kind of activity as opposed to just going for a meal or drinks does an amazing job of breaking the ice, it minimises awkward moments because you both have something to do and something to talk about assuming it goes well. Then, once the two of you already have a bit of a rapport, going out for dinner or drinks will be much more easygoing because you already know each other to a certain extent, you have gotten past that initial meeting and can talk comfortably. There's nothing worse than organising dinner for a first date then realising you can't get the conversation flowing. Even something as simple as getting ice cream and going for a walk can help you avoid this. Also, there's an undeniable culture in dating apps like tinder or bumble, where women will agree to go for dinner with a date, simply so she can use the classic double standard to have you pay, then never see you again and she'll move on to the next willing match in her feed. If you're doing something else then she might not have the chance to go all 1950s on you and expect you to pay for everything. Or at the very least. Make a rule about splitting the bill on a fiest date, she may be offended at this, but if she is offended by this. Then run, fucking run.
Hes secretly australian
Dude drunk lego you are a genius
Everyone of your videos is so delightfully awkward and it kills me 😂😂😂
OMG, how specific is coin collecting, I legit feel called out.
I also enjoy the sport known as “drunk LEGO”
4:02-4:13 is God-level accurate
Sam O’ Nella X Casually Explained smut *Wait, this isn’t google.*
The OZ accent got me real good xD
3:07 Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three, quick maths
Thats why iam lucky to be born at the right time and place India..-We do arranged marriages😆😆😆
Adam Pandit lol I love single people.
Drunk leggo sounds fun
Fuck bro slow down I haven’t even found a girl yet
Handholding is lewd🤝
I am a kid, why am I watching this？
Be like me and don't call it a date. At least that was I did last time. I told her what I felt for her the third time we met. But it wasn't mutual, that sucks....
Can't even get a text back
0:55 I just got the ice cream joke and it’s hilarious
I love your humor 😂😂😂 💪🏻👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
"I don't have a clue what's going on." Highly accurate
I mean she said yes, but I didn’t expect it and got caught lagging.
why am I getting this channel now? this is amazing
That “date dimes” bit is a genuine masterpiece joke
Girl: Why isn't he making a move??? Me: When am I supposed to make a move???
First date? never had a first date. *Until the 16 year drought has been lifted*
3:06 quick maths
You'd be more famous if less people choked on your punchlines. Errkkdhcjfc.
Not a clue mate.... not a cluee
0:53 Am I really the only one who understood this ice cream joke? Jesus my mind is dirty as hell
2:33 you can tell he's trying so hard to not burst into laughter
I came to grips with the fact that this is just stand up comedy. And i love it .
Zoom call also works pretty well
why is this in my recommended? i've never had a gf, even less a date. im 23 btw. but hey, at least im good at what i do so yay i guess? :(
@Tom 441 huh, not trolling but you sound like you got experience with this; i'll keep it in mind, thanks :)
Top tip - if you want to have some real fun, go for the women in their 30’s and 40’s that are recently divorced. You only have to give them one complement and they’ll sleep with you. And they’ll even cook you something nice to eat afterwards. Thank me later
Turn off Ad-Block kids, he needs to pay for the ice cream in the park.
2:08 I like that dude He has a good taste
First date? I am still looking for perfect opportunity, thinking what is the worst could happen or is she into me
“I can only date 10 cent coins” “What why?” “Because I only date dimes” Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard
I thought it was a parody why it is so accurate
"Worrying if your next haircut might tip them over the edge"
I’m going on a second date with a guy who’s a perfect 10 (and I’m a 4 at best) and I really don’t want to screw this up. Give tips pls. I’ve never even kissed a guy, so I have literally no idea what I’m doing.
Show him that you are normal
Just don't pretend to. He likes you for what he's already seen.. just try to be comfortable and have fun.
3:08 _"Two plus two is four, minus one that three quick maths"_ AHAHAH that reference
"First dates are hard for guys, girls, and the nosey person listening in. And as one of those people..." Wait, which one is he then
Honestly, chloroform s just easier
why would you be talking to some pseudo-stranger to check if you want to spend your life with them that’s weird as fuck
the list is wonderful
75+% of the people here watching this "just in case" but deep down know (or at least think they know) that they're not gonna get this far. I'd like to include myself in that 75+%.
How didn't i discovered this channel before? probably i laugh more in 3 or 4 videos than in all comedy shows i've seen in my entire life togheter and at the end kinda learned something
That dime pickup line was actually one of the best I’ve ever heard, made me think I was gay for a second
1:55 damn man I paused to read and that hit me hard. Why'd you have to do that? :(
Having sex before holding hands
Drunk Lego? I got to try that sometime....
"Have you seen my EEclone channel?" "Have you seen your demographics?"
This is actually some pretty sound advice, damn
Am I the only one who read the list?
[3:28] Are you from london ?
You really shouldn’t pay for the girl for the first date. Y’all still don’t know how she is if y’all even gonna talk tomorrow. Think about that Kings
After hearing the dime joke I thought there was some weird uncommon definition for dime so I tried looking it up and then was like OHHH I'm a dumbass
What's a date?
passively better than a vacant timeslot LOL
This animation is so cuteeeeee :)
The things he says in these videos... Harvard?
If I can't drive drunk then what's the point of going outside?
I can tell at 2:40 you’re trying so hard not to laugh
Jan really likes those hats