Casual: Yeah your first experience lasts a day usually Military: Yeah! Wait, what do you mean I only have a month left of my contract?
Sex? Why, you animal.
Drug, eh? *DRUG?*
I am all three types of drunk depending on how quick I got there and what I got there with.
Drinking water while drinking is genuinely the key to not getting hungover. Also stopping drinking a few hours before you go to sleep
Why am I here? Oh you know for school.
You can also cure a hangover with more alcohol
12 you garenteed teleport to either hospital or a cloud with some pearly gates on it.
I’m never drinking gin again
@BingoBango IT IS 50O6935O
@BingoBango I WILL UES 100000000× OF MY POWER TO SEE WHAT 2 PLUS 2 Is
@the real Alyx smith Math is hard.
When europiens or americans says alcohol is expensive ı laught because in my country daily earning 12 dolar And one fucking beer cost 1.5 dolar 1 litre vodka 25 dolar and the problem is ım alcaholic and ı cant find alcahol fuck you my country ım so angry
Some aceh grass. Is the best alcohol subs.
We have sam o nella at home
"How expensive it is" meanwhile alcohol is pretty much the cheapest drug in the world lmao
i remember when i had my worst hangover (with teleporting). i went to supermarket to buy something to eat because i'm irresponsible and don't have food at home when i live alone. when i saw bottles of beer and vodka there i thought i was gonna throw up and decided to never ever drink again. oh, how naive i was...
Vodka is ass. Anyone who says "iT tAsTeS lIkE wAtEr!!¡¡¡" is full of shit.
anyone notice that his “first” drink was corona? coincidence? I think not 🤔
Alcohol: Because fuck me
... sit under the shower head with your mouth open wondering where you went wrong.” College me was wayyy too familiar with this
0:27 a darn it timmy i told you to not drink vodka
1:37 When you try the Whiskey shot in GTA Online
Phew. I'm drinking at 18 🇨🇦
me as a muslim teenager : 0:21 *_visible confusion_*
leave a bottle of gatorade and water wherever you're going to sleep after drinking. It'll take care of 99% of the hangover as long as you manage to keep it down. I haven't had a hangover in AT LEAST 12 years
I'm the same but I can't walk. So I dont drink personally
Hash browns are so good during a hangover oh my god.
What people waited till there teenagers or young adults I had my first at 10 years old
Rip ur braincells
After December last year I was never drinking again, after December this year where I nearly got my stomach pumped, I’m definitely not drinking again. (Till next year)
I never understand the third type of person, can they not get emotions out sober?
most of the shit you start talking about (feelings-wise) when drunk is just the stuff your sober self has too much self preservation instinct to let you say, and when you get drunk you start loosing inhibitions. so no a lot of people who get very emotional when drunk can't get a lot of that stuff out when sober, although alcohol just makes you more emotional (e.g. you're happy, you get happier; you're sad, you get sadder)
So thats how ive been teleporting!
Go watch the GoleCast at eeclone.info/glo/kHzEqoKwdLCelqA/video
About 9 years ago, I got blackout drunk on straight shots of whatever was in the house (whiskey, rum, homemade skittles vodka, you name it) and chased it all down with warm blue Mt. Dew. It was my second time drinking. It fucked me up so badly that I never took another shot. It took me five years to even begin to stomach mixed drinks. I don't understand how someone can get so drunk and be hungover for days only to do it again the next weekend. My body literally would not let me omfg
You gotta go to the bathroom and give yourself pep talks. If you start blowing kisses to yourself and posing as if you're taking pics, you're too drunk lmao
I went to a party in a crop top and skirt and came home soaking wet in a t-shirt that wasn’t mine and a towel wrapped around my waist cause who needs underwear... i got too drunk so my friends said “put her in the bath and turn on the shower” So I threw up and couldn’t stop saying, “I’m washing me and my clothes.”
IM almost 21. I have never touched alcohol
#1 rule of drinking: NEVER fall asleep with ur shoes on.
No idiot. I will lose them. Trick is to always fall asleep with your shoes on and your ass clenched
Secund 1 is so truu
First alcohol experience, half a beer; 12 years old. Time warped for the first time in my life.
@rudy torres planets to colonize - lol
@prod. Heinz Schmidt hey glad we figured something out here and haven't threatened to kill eachother yet, fellow internet alien. Carry on. We have planets to colonize.
@rudy torres that last sentence explains a lot. i was 160 lb
Also, time did not literally warp. The way I experienced time however, did, in fact; warp. It... ChAnGeD.
@prod. Heinz Schmidt I did not say I got drunk. Simply my first mind altering experience ever. Also. I'm going to assume here that you weighed more at that age than I did. I was a solid 80 pounds.
2:02 so me
My 16 i drink wisely 😎 and walk like /
Yo! Thank you for your explanation of how alochole works) I'm russian guy that never heard that you need to dehydrate while you're drinking (even though that's obvious), so each time I drink I have to go back to drinking to feel better, so your video helped me to lengthen my drinking by almost 3 times(and that experience teched me to drink as a normal human being, not like an animal whom i was before)!!! I can't describe how thankful I am to you right now, you saved my daily based drinking life!) (Seriously, I'm feeling like a human in the morning even though I drank most like an equivalent of 2,5 liter vodka the past day and I don't want to continue because of agony and endless pain!) Sorry if my энглиш a little bit off, Я русский, мне похуй, hope you see that comment and it'll make you a tiny bit happier
i tried to drink my dad beer when i was 6 and i remember it's taste like salt water or something close, thought it would be sweet like coca cola
I’ve legit had horrendous hangovers since I was 16
dude, watching this drunk is fucking awesomee
I had a Jack Daniel's ad before the vid, huh
At 11 you will regain consciousness just to realize you are vomiting, then black out again immediately afterward.
This is a pretty good Costco hashbrown sponsorship.
bro hash browns and lemonade ice blocks are the best hangover cure 100%
11/10 everything goes black and you teleport to a hospital
That teleportation bit was very accurate
I'm never drinking dark rum again: cut to me 3 hours into the party, completely out of all my coolers and micky of vodka, having already motched 3 shots of ciroc off some kid I didn't know and finding my cousins with half a 40 of black run and an unopened bottle of coke.... 'Well, maybe just this one time'
When he pointed out the "why are your eyes so far apart" thing while looking at that girl's boobs, I realized that his characters are naked 99% of the time. .-.
Last time I got drunk I think my level of drunkness was around 15/10, I didn't remember anything... I have to say drinking 1L of vodka, 1.5L of beer and a bit of whisky was not my brightest idea😅
I cringe at my first time being extremely drunk. I regret everything
I have never experienced one of my friends passing out, because I'm always the one who passes out first :, (
0:27 corona in 2017
Whenever im drunk my friends would talk to me about their problems sometimes even hugging me, and literally thank me the next day for giving them advice.. i guess drunk me is a good ass therapist 😭
Prolly more likely that they were drunk too
Lol guilty of loving everyone and ready to fight anyone at the same time when im drunk 😂
Yeah yeah...I just came here to get attacked....
Everyone gangsta till they look at themselves in the bathroom mirror; THAT is when you know how drunk you are
first time i ever drank was some honey whiskey and some knockoff fireball type shit. I still get sick to this day just thinking about it. 🤢🤢
“You need to start worrying when your family doesn’t buy you gift cards to the liquor store.” LMAO
The first time I got drunk I had so much vodka, since that miserable day, I can't even stand the smell of it anymore.
Remember.. you're not drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on.
I always drew the mega size of duck :D
So I had the choice to become a drunk or a stoner, I chose stoner because it doesn’t leave me feeling dead the next day. In fact it doesn’t leave you feeling dead ever so.. no brain-er.
you gotta get the lectucces
Is it only me who never had a sip but still watched this video
oh my im 3rd type of drunk
Cheers to all who have no idea that this guy is Jaime from JRE, best googler of all time
When I get drunk I think every song is around the world by daft punk
Why is this so relatable
Can i have a drink ?
Fun fact: водка _vodka_ literally means "little water".
i had my first drink in 8th grade
why is he not talking about the fact that alcohol tastes like shit?
"Alcohol is for those who are dying..." "Well, all of us will die one day🍻" But still, moderation is the key, though with alcohol, it's like playing around and trying to control a snake🐍🍺
being a good friend is : make sure you friend is safe while pass out then draw dick on his forhead,
ALCOHOL IS HARAM
Sounds like u have experience 🤔
I would actually like to say that since I got hammered hard from vodka on a friend's wedding when I was 23 years old,and had the worst night of my life,I said: "I will never drink vodka again,that shit is poison" and in fact never did. I am turning 40 next may and very much enjoy getting drunk on wine or beer,here and there.
1:38 to slavik countries: on white
If you drink 14 shots of vodka at once you magically teleport to the ER and time travel 4 1/2 hours into the future.
Best drunk quote of me: "wow youre so beatiful" "shit im seeing double" "youre double as beautiful"
Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V
Thank you casually explained for telling me how alc is without feeling like a drunken dick even tho I'm the dude that will help any person that is unconscious so there okay and not that random raging dick at the party but am nice and just go retarded cause I drink like 18 something drinks a day least I make 20k a month so thats not a problem so fuck rehab and can live a nice life but least I'm not that angry dick head thinking there king shit at the party worst people ever to deal with 120%
even though this was 3 years ago, it still made me cry in laughter lmao...
0:26, he predicted CORONA
Me a Muslim: *Interesting*
Its hard to stay hydrated, when you're already full from 6 beers
Starting from a 6.9/10 on the drunk scale, random girls may show up at your door, telling you to take responsibility and pay tuition
Alcohol? No. Social lubricant? Yes
Everyone: “teleportation is impossible” Me (in drunk): “you don’t even know what’s possible”
Watching this hangover at 5 AM I can confirm it is accurate
That moment when you've had a few and then see yourself in the mirror
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"Teleport to new locations" I felt that