drank for the first time today, but I was very careful to not overdo it, anyways I am glad I was alone because I think I might be a mixture of normal and horny drunk lmao
Thank God I have NO idea what y'all are talking about 😅
"Finally reached legal age" *Laughs in Denmark*
No thank you sir but I’ll stick to my Methaphetamine amphetamine MDA MDMA LSD Cocaine Oxy Nitrous and PCP
I knew we could discover the science behind teleportation!
1 glass of water for every 2 drinks
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Lmao "when you reach legal age" been drinking since four, am now 16, don't intend on stopping, life is good
This all sounds so American. They shurely have a terrible drinking culture.
The sale of hash browns after this haha
I just can't be asked to drink personally - pleasure sure but at the cost of losing control and damaging my body. Literally masturbation is less costly lmao.
This is a weird way to cure my depression But with depression
Funny, I'm really drunk right now, btw German dude here. Maybe dis is german sentence making, whatever live is great or life idk wt fukk Anyway what's poppin my dudes, I always want to say that love you. It's like 4 am now whayyy vodka is great
Ive had an “11” experience, and it was nothing special, maybe cause I dont remember anything, but maybe not
"Alcohol is social lubricant" - Sam O Nella (2018)
His intermittent pause comedy is golden.
I will never drink bourbon. Angry drink. Whiskey and Scotch is ok.
believe it or not, getting blackout drunk on a cruise ship is the best place to be blackout drunk. no worrying about drinking & driving. just a giant ocean.
What I wonder is how people get past that awful fuckin taste, I swear liquor literally taste like piss, I know because my uncle drank piss and thought it was just a warm beer, ain't no way in hell I'm getting addicted to something that taste like piss and will overall ruin my life.
There are also tasty, fruity and sweet liquors out there lol getting addicted to that shidd isn't worth it tho, drinking small bits is better anyways
I have one night where in 32 hours, I only remember about 20 minutes of it. No alcohol involved but definitely a major whoopsie. Nobody else knows what happened during that time as the one sober friend said they left then hid in their room after they got back to a disaster that wasn't there when they left
In The Uk You Can Drink Alcohol If Your Parents Approve At Any Age.
This is a great, addictive channel, and I just subscribed.
Why does youtube keep recommending old vids??????
Last time i drank vodka I almost died in a river
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i hit that 11 one time, i was 18 didn't sleep for a night cause of Speed, smoked a lot of Weed and i drank a bottle of Vodka and a lot of Jaegermeister... that was the last thing i remeberd, then i woke up 8 Hours later in a hospital far away from where i passed out, but ALL of my friends waited in front of the hospital until i woke up, i had a alcohol level of 3.0 xD
Drinker's Pro Tips from a Frugal Binge Alcoholic: Make an electrolyte mix. 2:1:1 baking soda : morton lite salt (potassium) : unscented epsom salts (magnesium). Take a shallow half spoon before drinking, another half during, and another half if you think you need it. Great for pre- and post-workout too. Sugars and simple carbs cause blood sugar spikes and crashes, as well as dehydrate. Drink the lowest calorie drinks possible. This means hard liquor with sugar-free - not diet - mixers (vodka + cheap flavored sparkling waters), or just seltzers (white claw). It is okay to drink on an empty stomach if it's not high calorie like beer or mixers; This can actually prevent over-drinking, since your stomach delays emptying when there's food in there. Drink water and eat high protein and fat food once you're done drinking, and ABSOLUTELY before going to bed. This will prevent the blood sugar crash that causes the majority of a hangover, and gives immediate proteins for recovery from damage due to alcohol toxicity. Don't forget your electrolyte mix. Have something sugary or carbsy in the morning, to again level out blood sugar. Toast with honey and banana, something easy like that - low fat, but protein is okay. Water, electrolyte mix, and if you're not an alcoholic then aspirin is an okay idea but can damage your stomach lining or liver if you drank too much or have drank a lot within the last 3 days. Hair of the dog helps initially but you'll feel worse for longer. It's also a great way to decide to spend the whole day drinking again. And then you feel awful the next day, so you do it again. Repeat for one week and then go to AA.
I’ve never been in the goodly locks zone, I’m either fine or destroyed
everyone else: alcohol me: *haha tea goes sip sip*
I'll just have one beer. It's pretty chill with a friend, a breath of relief This time I'll have one alone while gaming, pretty cool and relaxing. a week moves through, now give me two. Not much changes, still chill, it eases my stress and helps me sleep To feel more free of my anxiety, hopelessness and pain Today I'll have three. The weight becomes bearable, my heart stops aching maybe this is what I need A never-waking I sober up, life is at a loss I could use another pause. The sober life is poor now give me four. My friends now warn me that I should quit but I don't wanna feel like shit. booze and liquor lift my spirits your complaints don't wanna hear it For this was left my only choice to drown my sorrow and add some poise My balance is off, I easily fall but with my drinks, I will stand tall No more money will arrive since I went way too far way past five. But I regret nothing cause drinks alone kept me alive. Throughout my life I tried it all I tried it sober to find my call, to fight for love to lift a load But takin my kiss a toxic toad The only thing left to cherish was the one thing that wouldn't leave me alone it was the thing that made me perish but also the only thing that shone. That was the life of the yellow cheer Now save the next and leave me here.
Alcohol is one of the most widespread drugs and has been a part of culture for thousands of years Muslims:visible confusion
In a social interaction, always remember the three F's of drunkenness 1. F*$king 2. Fighting and... 3.Forgetting The least painful is the only one I am supposed to edit. Don't know why, but that is the system...
Me after reaching level 10 My brain: you have unlocked: fast travel Also chocolate milk is pretty good for hangovers
you forgot the part where your in the bathroom and make start smiling at the mirror
Me a male-“I’m too pregnant to read that”
Pfffft. Alcohol aint expensive if you buy the cheapest beer available.
One time when I was 18 I filled half a glass with vodka and mixed the other half with coke, it was the first time I ever drank hard liquor so I put WAY too much vodka in. I proceeded to go to bed and black out, threw up on my carpet, got asked some concerned questions and was told I was making no sense and was driven to the emergency room. The only part I remember was being driven to the ER and I felt pretty loopy. I went to bed at 2:00 A.M., and I was woken up a couple hours later. So yeah, pretty shitty night. The next time I drank vodka to redeem myself I only filled a quarter of the glass with vodka and still got really wasted, but didn't throw up or black out so it was hella fun. It was the perfect amount.
You and Sam ö nella are almost exactly the same, I mean I’m not comparing you two or saying that you copying him or something I’m just saying how you two are alike and how I like both of you. You both draw stick figures, you both make informational videos, and your both very funny in similar and sarcastic way. Although there is one major thing that differentiates you two, Sam o nellas videos are mostly about history and stuff that happened in the past while your videos are about stuff that your fans (including myself) will probably experience once in there lives.
How come europe brags about making alcoholics at a younger age
My teleporter is broken, i keep waking up in my bathtub using a towel like a blanket
The greatest experience i had was that i told my friends to buy me a sandwitch from kfc and then i ate it, and to this day they admit i didn’t eat that sandwitch
I'd love to think that I am the version of me but better when drunk, while my sober self has just forgotten how to walk properly permanently
When your friend passes out ppl will either: A. Help them B. Draw a dick on their forehead
See, the “better at talking to girls” part makes me sad because I’m bad at that already and I can’t drink alcohol
Great video. Shitty drug
This is copy of sam o neal acedamy
Alcohol is a gift from God.
Im 16 years old and from germany, i buy ,,Retter“ Beer, 20 bottles costs 5€, so why is he saying That alcohol is expensive?
real good high quality stuff, especially wine and such are quite expensive but yeah, beer is usually cheap
A drink that makes you forget things and make bad decisions? I already do that I don't need a drink to do that.
In reality, coca-cola is the saviour in the hangovers lol
When you don't remember anything past midnight and wake up at 2 pm the next day, and your friends tell you you were out wildin til 6 am. That's a 12/10
2:34 OMG I do that almost every day and I'm completely sober! 🤣
@Erik Drifter ok, I’ll check urs out later, im not able to watch them rn as am on data.
@Will Otter So do I, but not sarcastically lol
@Erik Drifter yup, I put hours into my content.
@Erik Drifter oh yeah lol, phew. But yeah, a vodka shower would be pretty good. So long as you don’t pass out and drown in vodka lol
I just randomly checked your channel out and I love your content!
The first time I drank I cheated on my girl
i’m permanently a 0.2 i do some stupid stuff but i can do normal stuff. not like drunk stupid, just generally stupid. but all the time. ok now i think there’s 0.0001% alcohol in pop/soda, because i get stupider every time i drink pop ok now i’m DEFINITELY drunk after watching this video yes i am defeingy dr7nl right nsow and you can’t stop it ahhhelp me yes i an dwdfinhky d4on1k aunds yuo caitn stapo kr oh god what did i just type
Watching this video after 6 months of lockdown and seeing the shaft on the menu made me depressed. might have to go get a socially-distanced pumpkin spice shaft from Sult this weekend...
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The father i never had
you dont know how drunk you are after you go to the bathroom and look yourself in the mirror
0:19 I'm a teenager and I don't want to drink alcohol. I am against alcohol. *#Prohibition* *#18thAmendment*
i usually skipped 3 to 9 thats why i smoked weed, till i noticed that ADHD is thing.
1:47 i'm all of those
Just take opiates.
"How did i get home??"
Hashbrowns or, as we call them, Badscherla
Hey laides *shits aggressively*
My friends and me started drinking alcohol at party’s at 13- 14 yo. Our family’s were absolut ok with that. I just realized that isn’t international standard I guess. Greetings from Germany.
I use to be able to drink 30 beers and be fine the next day. Now I'm 31 old and if I drink more than a six pack I'm vomitting the next day. I've had blood tests and my liver is fine so idk man
I guess getting drunk was the secret to teleporting this entire time...
Heard a man named Adam Buckley said that he sees alcohol as a truth serum
10 is the fun one
Im still bummed that you guys need to be 21 to drink. Here kids drink when they are 13 years old
I remember my first drunk experience and I was pretty chill I was just vibing. Laying on the couch eating a donut or a cake I cannot remember. But anyway then I started to have these thoughts like God's existence and how he would be so disappointed in me if he was really real. Then I started to feel uneasy and I swear I saw the tv move so I started to freak out and when I was really freaking out I had to leave the house cause I thought it was haunted but I couldn't drive and that made me more uneasy then I threw up and then I felt better and went back in the house, finished my donut/cake situation. Continued vibin.
The problem is when I was younger I had enough brain power to remember to chug water. Now for some reason I forget.
I've been told I'm the first kind of drunk
0:26 predicing the future with corona beer
Why was this in the recommended when i was watching a pregnancy video
3rd type here
The corona extra 👌👌👌 RN
I actually never drank vodka again. lol. Just beer.
I’m drunk as balls, so this is neat to see on my page
weed gets rid of hangovers
Proud to have this as the last video I watched in my summer break.
There are also the drunks people that take the chip bowl, go in the corner and stuff their face, until its empty, where they silently go back to the table. Place it upside down, and pass out on the nearest couch
"I'm never drinking vodka again" is one of the biggest lies i tell myself
I don't think i ever saw anyone in Moldova below 6 on the alcohol scale...
When I was 15 I grot drunk the first time. I told two girls the entire tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise. Thanks for your attention...
6-7.5 is where I like to be
hit up Costco if I don't have any hash brown in my freezer?
Meanwhile in Australia: Dad to son 13 son: Here son have ur first beer ur a man now no more soft drinks. Just BEER
I was 11/10 when I mixed Smirnoff with glens and my chaser was fireball
who lse watching this while, drink tho
... pr wait until you are legally allowed to drink-no one ever
Even just a bit of alcohol I loose motor skills like walking and fall asleep or get tired so getting to good levels of drunk is very hard for me and alcohol tastes like ass any advice
I hate alcohol for one simple reason..... HANGOVERS! Every time I experience a hangover I want to either die or teleport in the future where my hangover has passed. Preferably the first one.
low key glad I don't drink
You know you’re drunk when vodka and water taste the same.