Hmm that’s odd I have never done any of this
Hit my erection on the counter top 😂😂😂
“You are really starting to fill out that extra small shirt”
thanks for the advice dude I'm gonna go get all the girls now!
These videos are awesome cause I’m pretty lonely but these give me a good laugh
I usually forget step 2 when flirting
I was eating a doughnut when i heard "you gotta know what it's like to be fucked by a dude" i almost chocked to death :D
This one had me pissing myself
*HIT MY ERECTION*
3.The remember your name part hit hard
"I use the macro function" lol
Here's the trick to getting a girl: stop trying to get girls. If you would enjoy talking to or spending time with a woman knowing that you could never be friends or have sex, then talk to her, spend time with her, and forget about the possibility of a relationship or sex. Just by doing that, you are exponentially more likely to actually wind up in a relationship or get laid. Women don't like façades, deceit, or insecurity. (Do you?) Be honest about who you are, what you want, and make your intentions clear. Quit trying, and quit caring, and go with the flow. It's that simple.
what the actual fuck
every video I watch, this guy has a different mic I feel like. Or maybe I am just watching them in a weird order and keep switching between old and new videos.
I'm talking dating advise from a stick figure in the internet
When you have speech at 0 but empathy at 100:
These videos are way better drunk
Dont do the dick pic
Im watching all Causally Explained videos about dating/flirting/is she into you and I just hope EEclone doesn’t start pushing pickup gurus ads in every other video I watch as a result🤔 I’m just having a laugh you damn YT algorithm!
I see the russian spy
Imagine people getting adivice from this guy....lmao
So in this situation I am the densest dunce. So I'm walking home from school a bit later that usual because of an appointment, so when I walk past the park there are already people. I'm across the street from the park and a girl hanging out with her friends at the park yells to me, "Hey, you're hot!". I awkwardly respond, "Thank You!", because I don't know what else to say and I broke up with my girlfriend recently so I'm still dealing withthat at this point. Next she asks, "Are you gay?!". Maybe she thought that I'm fashionable because no one else at my High School wore vests execpt me, so I awkwardly respond, "No?". Then she shouts to me, "What's your snap?!", and I say, "I don't have one!". This was during my Jr. year of high school, I never got her name, and I have since gotten Snapchat, but I don't know whether I should've engaged further.
This is so pointless yet somehow entertaining😂
"when things go south and I get up and leave and hit my erection on the countertop" 😂😂
explanation unclear: im laying with 3 girls in one bed wtf?!?
2:14 ow bro i felt that
This is why I'm bi. Girls are way too much effort for what it's worth, and guys are almost as good and way easier to get
Smoooth operrratoooor, smoootth operationnnm
I like to send pictures of Nightwing and quickly apologize for the "dick" pic
When he said imagine ur the girl I imagined me rejecting my self 😂😂😂😂
If you’re talking to an older woman, guess their age and go lower that you actually think, but nothing ridiculous. I’m 23 and was talking to a 28 year old on the weekend at a party, but before I knew that i mentioned how her and I were probably the same age and she was super flattered. Eventually she told me to give her a real guess and I said “there’s no way you’re older than 26” even though I had a feeling she was like 27-29. Kept talking to her and others that night and I eventually spent the night at her house after meeting her earlier that day👍🏼
Why is this guy so hilarious?
Nice echo this episode
lmao the answer i got when i asked her out was "maybe"... like just say no, that made me feel worse
Flirting is for noobs I just insult them for 30 minutes until they leave only chance I had is people who were into kinkshaming
Why does the one girl have a Soviet Union hat?
I'm very friendly but bad at social cues, I thought I was having fun conversations and hanging out with someone before later I find out I'm on our third date when I thought I was just hanging out with a new friend, and I immediately accept their reality. I'm not desperate, I have accept that I'll die alone without rancor or angst, I'm not motivated by romance, but I am not opposed. But if someone's presence is as enticing as solitude, that's the first major hurdle for my introverted self in a relationship. And if a relationship now includes cuddling I don't care about gender, and as long as they don't want my estrogen softened member to get hard (spoilers, it won't) I'm willing to bend over or engage my mouth if they'll cuddle afterwards.
I'm missing a comment about the top girl sporting a Soviet hat
Sent a dick pick and I am commenting this from jail
“So the lesson I’ve learned there is if you wanna be good at pleasing a woman you have to think about what it would be like to be fucked by a dude” WHAT
I prefer expertvillage's explenation over this one
Why is it that people always say I'm flirting when I think I'm just being friendly?
Guy came to fast and then fell asleep 1. Excitement and dopamine 2. Fell asleep beceuse energy gone from splooge
Its really simple *If ur ugly it's harrasment If ur good looking it's flirt*
They smoking pierda. ?
X-13 thanks you human i am learning more and more about human nature and you help a lot do when time arrives and we start the war to take over the world you wont be in my black list.
Hit your erection on the counter
The best video ever
Girls, do you agree with this guy?
Virginity is OUR passion
2:16 "I was sooo into you then" oh boy... I'm about to start hearing that kind of crap
"Then, when things go south and I, get up from the bar stool to leave and, hit my erection on the counter top. I get a little demotivated."
My dad walked in my room when you said.” You really want to know what it’s like to be F***ed by a dude.”
Damn, a 43 minute ad of a dude trying to sell me his scam "how to get girls to chase you" guide. Some really respectable ads being run on EEclone these days. Hope casually explained gets a decent chunk of change for it atleast
Don't gay guys have an unfair advantage. They know how it is to be fucked by a dude.
They do. Luckily, they aren't really much competition when it comes to dating girls. Bi men are the real danger - and, if the girl you're interested in is bi, lesbians. They even have the unfair advantage of knowing what it's like to BE a woman.
Good handshake? Most girls give a limp handshake in my experience, the fuck you're suposed to do, limp it back? Squeeze it anyway? My handshake is weak unless I think about it before, anyway I remember meeting a frail looking girl and I thought, ok I'm gonna go for an average strength handshake not to crush her but not look weak either. Apparently I crushed her hand and she ouched loudly taking back her hand nursing it. People were looking me and I just stood there thinking WTF?
Put yourself in their shoes. What must it be like to be ducked by a dude.
The girl is just him in a blond wig, you'll never see her the same way again
How to get a girl friend. Step 1- don’t be ugly
whenever im just doing it naturally its fine, but when i start trying to flirt its like watching stephen hawking run a marathon
"When you hit your erection on the counter top" relatable.
Think about it when you are bend ovdr over a table LMAOOOOOOOOO
I don't have to imagine being fucked by a dude. I pull i Nike on that one, and just do it!
Funny, cause the advice to take a dick pic in natural lighting is actually great advice. That's the best lighting for a nude
Where on the elbow?
I was at the gym and I saw a cute girl working out. I said "Damn, have you been working out? You are really filling up that shirt." She seemed kind of upset. She must have thought I was retarded because I asked that question while she was working out. SMH
"Use the macro setting" loool
Instructions unclear. I have a boyfriend now.
"Use a macro settings obviously" hahahaha
This is so American if you do that in france you'll just look like a pervert : we NEVER touch strangers (exept the kiss to say hello but that has nothing to do with touching the elbow xD)
I mean, if you kiss strangers in America, you would seem like a perv, so...
dude you're thinking too much
Damn! My boi knows how to take a dic pic
2:32 Different strokes for different folks
Me flirting on text: absolute pussy slayer 69 madlad Me flirting irl: **please talk first, please talk first, please talk first**
Just send them a breakfast
Is she into you? (C) hmm can't tell
Thanks for these tips and advices, I am now a chicks magnet with all the single moms in my area always outside my house. 😎
I would never flirt. That is not my zone
Well, I guess my greatest strength here is being slightly maniacal. Because I hold plenty of conversations with myself in dreams or in reality(hey, people are boring.) I have plenty of practice at talking. Ps. I also convinced my year's rugby team start a mosh pit when I was 14. Don't ask me how.
Practice that empathy lol
"If yoh wanna be better at pleasing a woman you really need to think about what it's like to be fucked by a dude" that moment i dropped off
Don't bother flirting, just go right to ripping on them in a borderline verbal harrassment kinda way. Trust me I'm an ornithologist
Western Women are over rated
Kudos to you for actually talking to girls. Lol.
1:20 No! Thank you.
0/10 instructions unclear, i missed the counter top with my micro penis.
I repeated these words in my head the whole time watching and you should too. I can’t tell.
I flirted with a girl and instead of flirting back she pointed on her bff who started laughing immediatly.
"the way that guys and girls express their interest is very different" You're telling me! I take the time and thought to sack her village and sling her over my shoulder and it is never appreciated!
1. -Good handshake- 2. -remember their name- 3. Remember your name 4. Pick one
I am dep and this is fourteen
This channel is really useful, I learn a lot about these human species
Your videos never fail to make me laugh aloud man, thanks for being such a great comedian and brightening up my mood!